It's like aversion therapy. You keep doing scenes over and over again with three women in the bed with you, and we had to do them all in one week. Th…

- Steve Coogan

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.

- Steve Coogan

The important thing is not to be defined by what others think of you.

- Steve Coogan

The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious.

- Steve Coogan

If things don't come easy to you, you have to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

- Steve Coogan

I try to not make safe choices, but I also like to do stuff which is interesting and is sort of exciting in some way and accessible.

- Steve Coogan

I don't apologize for my behavior anymore. Whatever I do or don't do shouldn't matter. Moral certainty is dangerous. Moral certainty is what makes pe…

- Steve Coogan

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

- Steve Coogan

If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.

- Steve Coogan