As rich as you think some of us are, for every $18.99 CD you buy, the artist usually sees a toonie or so. Pay your producer out of that. Then your ma…

- Steven Page

The Internet is awesome because it's...there.

- Steven Page

I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that's crispy just churn your stomach?

- Steven Page

I hate sports. My reaction to the ball is this [kicks soccer ball] Don't kick it back to me. I don't wanna see it again.

- Steven Page

I sometimes think 'Gordon' must be the most bootlegged album in U.S history, since it sold only 200,000 copies in the country, yet 800,000 kids know …

- Steven Page