But my relief that David Auburn's Proof is less about its ballyhooed higher mathematics than the fragility of life and love was matched by my delight…

- John Heilpern

I have actually seen people contemplate their navels

- John Heilpern

The most famous living artist in America is Andy Warhol, unfortunately.

- John Heilpern

A cat actually thinks visibly. If you watch him jump on a shelf, the wish to jump and the action of jumping are one and the same thing... It's in exa…

- John Heilpern