And one more thing I want to be clear about - I know who I am. I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a hug…

- Christopher Titus

Here's the thing: If you're so far left you actually believe that somebody owes you a job, citizenship and a heart transplant, you're mentally ill. I…

- Christopher Titus

This country you're sitting in right now was not built on love, hugs, time-outs and trophies you didn't earn. This country was built on shame, humili…

- Christopher Titus

Nobody's really happy. And as soon as society realises that you can't trust anyone and that hardship is a natural part of existence, the sooner the t…

- Christopher Titus

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

- Christopher Titus

Normal people terrify me, because they haven't had enough problems in their life to know how to handle problems when they come up. Something little h…

- Christopher Titus

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

- Christopher Titus

Being a parent is a life sentence. You see, that's why normal people should not have children because if you raise a kid with only love and support, …

- Christopher Titus

Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

- Christopher Titus