What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

- Dave Chappelle

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

- Dave Chappelle

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

- Dave Chappelle

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

- Dave Chappelle

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out ho…

- Dave Chappelle

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

- Dave Chappelle

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

- Dave Chappelle

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

- Dave Chappelle

Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.

- Dave Chappelle