You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

- Rowan Atkinson

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

- Rowan Atkinson

The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alte…

- Rowan Atkinson

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

- Rowan Atkinson

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

- Rowan Atkinson

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

- Rowan Atkinson

People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a ra…

- Rowan Atkinson

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

- Rowan Atkinson

It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature.

- Rowan Atkinson