The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

- Bruce Feirstein

The space involving insanity and genius is calculated only by good results.

- Bruce Feirstein

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.

- Bruce Feirstein

Real Men no longer drive Corvettes. Despite being able to squander gas with the best of them, even today's least enlightened Real Man finds the notio…

- Bruce Feirstein

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, youn…

- Bruce Feirstein