The Vice Presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit.

- John Nance Garner

Worst damnfool mistake I ever made was letting myself be elected Vice President of the United States. Should have stuck with my old chores as Speaker…

- John Nance Garner

You have to do a little bragging on yourself even to your relatives-man doesn't get anywhere without advertising.

- John Nance Garner

The trouble today is that we have too many laws.

- John Nance Garner

How can we preserve our aspirations and at the same time develop the toughness of mind and spirit to face the fact that there are no easy victories? …

- John Nance Garner

The single biggest time waster in the world is not completing what you start.

- John Nance Garner

I have always done what I thought was best for my country, never varying unless I was advised that two-thirds of the Democrats were for a bill and th…

- John Nance Garner

Vice president: A spare tire on the automobile of government.

- John Nance Garner