The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.

- Ethel Mumford

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.

- Ethel Mumford

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

- Ethel Mumford

The greatest possession is Self-possession.

- Ethel Mumford

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

- Ethel Mumford

Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.

- Ethel Mumford

Those who 'cursed the day they were born' must have been infant prodigies.

- Ethel Mumford

The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.

- Ethel Mumford

The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.

- Ethel Mumford