You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba, the cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That's kind of what it's like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. - Bill Murray
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.
- Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. - Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop. - Bill Murray
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. - Bill Murray
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. - Bill Murray
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H… - Bill Murray
Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H…
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. - Bill Murray
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. - Bill Murray
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. - Bill Murray
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
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