I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time. - Jay London
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
- Jay London
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. - Jay London
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes - Jay London
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. - Jay London
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? - Jay London
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. - Jay London
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. - Jay London
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast. - Jay London
I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but a… - Jay London
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but a…
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