I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. - Don Rickles
You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
- Don Rickles
I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at s… - Don Rickles
I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at s…
Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black. - Don Rickles
Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last. - Don Rickles
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. - Don Rickles
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. - Don Rickles
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera. - Don Rickles
Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? - Don Rickles
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. - Don Rickles
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.
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