I'm so into momminess.

- Caroline Rhea

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

- Caroline Rhea

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

- Caroline Rhea

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

- Caroline Rhea

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

- Caroline Rhea

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

- Caroline Rhea

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

- Caroline Rhea

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

- Caroline Rhea

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

- Caroline Rhea