There are ogres and black beasts out there; you have to be constantly on guard.

- Ted Knight

Of course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.

- Ted Knight

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are t…

- Ted Knight

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

- Ted Knight