If your gonna play with rattlesnakes, you better know what rattlesnakes do.

- Smokey Yunick

As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.

- Smokey Yunick

There are two types of racers- cheaters and losers.

- Smokey Yunick

You don't race cars, you race the rule book

- Smokey Yunick