Do for yourself or do without.

- Gaylord Perry

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

- Gaylord Perry

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

- Gaylord Perry

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

- Gaylord Perry

I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anyt…

- Gaylord Perry

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

- Gaylord Perry

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

- Gaylord Perry

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

- Gaylord Perry

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

- Gaylord Perry