Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put f…

- Jimmy Piersall

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

- Jimmy Piersall

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

- Jimmy Piersall

... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been …

- Jimmy Piersall

Nutrition makes me puke.

- Jimmy Piersall

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

- Jimmy Piersall

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

- Jimmy Piersall

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

- Jimmy Piersall

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.

- Jimmy Piersall