The simple question 'What color do you want to paint that upstairs room?' might, if we follow things to their logical conclusions, be stated: 'How do…

- Donald Antrim

It is true that there is nothing like a blaze in the hearth to soothe the nerves and restore order to a house.

- Donald Antrim

Have you ever noticed?--people, no matter how beautiful or desirable, invariably will, if observed closely while going about their daily business of …

- Donald Antrim

Choice, with its inevitable invitations to loss, is always such a trial.

- Donald Antrim

But to say that the race is the metaphor for the life is to miss the point. The race is everything. It obliterates whatever isn't racing. Life is the…

- Donald Antrim

There is nothing more seductive — and dangerous — than being listened to.

- Donald Antrim

We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as thought about pancakes. No…

- Donald Antrim

There is such a thing as the courage in remaining baffled.

- Donald Antrim