There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.
A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray. - Allan Sherman
A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
- Allan Sherman
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And ther… - Allan Sherman
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And ther…
Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proc… - Allan Sherman
Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proc…
You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography. - Allan Sherman
You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern Ca… - Allan Sherman
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern Ca…
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else. - Allan Sherman
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. - Allan Sherman
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray." - Allan Sherman
A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."
The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses. - Allan Sherman
The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
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