There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
Well, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an… - Jay Leno
Well, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an…
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We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will… - Jay Leno
We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will…
Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory. - Jay Leno
Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your d… - Jay Leno
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your d…
President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous. - Jay Leno
President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse? - Jay Leno
Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?
U.N. officials said today they desperately need $7 billion to help people cope with disasters, but they're having a hard time getting people to send … - Jay Leno
U.N. officials said today they desperately need $7 billion to help people cope with disasters, but they're having a hard time getting people to send …
Britney Spears told an interviewer if she weren't famous, she would be a teacher. So thank God she's famous. - Jay Leno
Britney Spears told an interviewer if she weren't famous, she would be a teacher. So thank God she's famous.
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
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