I'm fascinated by mankind. I grew up watching 'Candid Camera' and thought it was funnier than any standup, any joke, anything that could possibly be …

- Howie Mandel

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok.

- Howie Mandel

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

- Howie Mandel

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.

- Howie Mandel

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger.

- Howie Mandel

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket.

- Howie Mandel

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host, will I get an offer to do a dramatic role in a movi…

- Howie Mandel

We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were fu…

- Howie Mandel

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill.

- Howie Mandel