The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as I recall, I didn't wri…

- Brad Sherwood

There's nothing better than a 200 lb snatch, if you know what I mean.

- Brad Sherwood

So if you see a star and he needs a little money So come on baby give it to him this isn't funny! Just reach into your pocket, and pull out some chan…

- Brad Sherwood