If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, …

- Greg Behrendt

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. I…

- Greg Behrendt

If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thoug…

- Greg Behrendt

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You…

- Greg Behrendt

There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the bu…

- Greg Behrendt

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

- Greg Behrendt

The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going…

- Greg Behrendt

I don't know" means "NO!" "I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation." "I don't know" means…

- Greg Behrendt

Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with …

- Greg Behrendt