If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.
One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it. - Peter Cook
One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.
- Peter Cook
All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do … - Peter Cook
All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do …
As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are. - Peter Cook
As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.
I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind … - Peter Cook
I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind …
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room. - Peter Cook
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.
Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very… - Peter Cook
Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very…
Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie. - Peter Cook
Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.
I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again. - Peter Cook
I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.
I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it. - Peter Cook
I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.
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