There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!

- Jeff Stelling

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian

- Jeff Stelling

Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!

- Jeff Stelling

Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.

- Jeff Stelling

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.

- Jeff Stelling

Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a wobbler

- Jeff Stelling

Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.

- Jeff Stelling

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.

- Jeff Stelling