Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

- Blake Edwards

There's so few people in this town with a conscience.

- Blake Edwards

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

- Blake Edwards

I think that there are few people in one's life that you never really feel that they're gone. I have to remind myself that she isn't around.

- Blake Edwards

I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.

- Blake Edwards

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.

- Blake Edwards

Look, there's nothing wrong with people being happy, but there's more to life than turning on and screwing to Ravel's Bolero.

- Blake Edwards

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.

- Blake Edwards

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.

- Blake Edwards