She thinks that he looks like Elvis, when he runs his fingers through that jet black hair.

- Joe Diffie

They got love bigger than the Beatles, wild and free like the Rolling Stones.

- Joe Diffie

Fix me up with a mannequin, just remember I like blondes. I'll be the life of the party, even when I'm dead and gone.

- Joe Diffie

I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight.

- Joe Diffie

Sometimes in public you don't feel like being "on." But it's OK. It beats working anyday.

- Joe Diffie