The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.
I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything.… - Colin Quinn
I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything.…
- Colin Quinn
I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any. - Colin Quinn
I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.
I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them. - Colin Quinn
I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.
It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest fo… - Colin Quinn
It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest fo…
I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different. - Colin Quinn
I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.
The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined li… - Colin Quinn
The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined li…
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is … - Colin Quinn
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is …
People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same. - Colin Quinn
People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.
Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primiti… - Colin Quinn
Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primiti…
Login to join the discussion
Login to join the discussion