The only thing I have ever been asked [by a pollster] was the age at which I first indulged in oral sex (which, since it was a Yale Daily News poll, meant kissing).
wait," I said. "so you're saying that you proposed to me because I'm a mess and I'm a person and because we need each other, while Rebecca was —— som… - Paul Rudnick
wait," I said. "so you're saying that you proposed to me because I'm a mess and I'm a person and because we need each other, while Rebecca was —— som…
- Paul Rudnick
I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toas… - Paul Rudnick
I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toas…
I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that. - Paul Rudnick
I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. - Paul Rudnick
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy. - Paul Rudnick
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watchin… - Paul Rudnick
As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watchin…
Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins to age. … - Paul Rudnick
Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins to age. …
Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. - Paul Rudnick
Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern too many, I always thi… - Paul Rudnick
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern too many, I always thi…
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