I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I couldn't care less what anybody says about me. I live my life, especially my personal life, strictly for myself... Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized. I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you.

I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.