The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten
I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
- Leo Rosten
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them.
O, to be sure, we laugh less and play less and wear uncomfortable disguises like adults, but beneath the costume is the child we always are, whose ne… - Leo Rosten
O, to be sure, we laugh less and play less and wear uncomfortable disguises like adults, but beneath the costume is the child we always are, whose ne…
If a picture is worth a thousand words, please paint me the Gettysburg Address. - Leo Rosten
If a picture is worth a thousand words, please paint me the Gettysburg Address.
Thinking is harder work than hard work. - Leo Rosten
Thinking is harder work than hard work.
We see things as we are, not as they are. - Leo Rosten
We see things as we are, not as they are.
When in trouble, mumble. - Leo Rosten
When in trouble, mumble.
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is to be happy. I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible, to be compassionate. It is,… - Leo Rosten
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is to be happy. I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible, to be compassionate. It is,…
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