I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

- Robert Asprin

Between you and me, I think that may be one of the things that will help with the collaboration, because there are things Eric thinks I'm moving too …

- Robert Asprin

When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance."- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death

- Robert Asprin

New Orleans life is such a night life. The thing that comes up very often is that our day essentially doesn't start until midnight or 2 in the mornin…

- Robert Asprin

In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette

- Robert Asprin

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

- Robert Asprin

I've had a five- or six-year down-spell as a writer, and now that most of the other contracts are cleared or down to the last book, I have a chance t…

- Robert Asprin

Writing thats not working for a living.

- Robert Asprin

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

- Robert Asprin