If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.
Leaders should never, ever try to look cool - that's for dictators - Ben Elton
Leaders should never, ever try to look cool - that's for dictators
- Ben Elton
For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows… - Ben Elton
For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows…
Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamp… - Ben Elton
Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamp…
I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality. - Ben Elton
I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy. - Ben Elton
The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that ther… - Ben Elton
We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that ther…
People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count. - Ben Elton
People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
You didn't wake up, your dreams just changed gear. - Ben Elton
You didn't wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then … - Ben Elton
If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then …
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