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You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was the fault of whatever idiot has accepted this message for sending in the first place. No one cared about you, and everyone at headquarters was an idiot. It wasn't your fault, no one listened to you. Headquarters had even started an Employee of the Month scheme to show how much they cared. That was how much they didn't care.
Terry Pratchett
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Interpretation

What this quote means

The quote humorously critiques the indifference of a faceless corporate environment towards employees and their concerns.

In this quote, Terry Pratchett conveys the absurdity of corporate culture where employees feel undervalued and disrespected. The satire highlights how organizations often fail to recognize individual contributions, assigning blame elsewhere while feigning concern through superficial initiatives like 'Employee of the Month' programs, which contradict their actual disregard for the workforce.

Themes

Corporate CultureIndifferenceAbsurdityHumorWorkplace

In practice

Example use cases

During a presentation about workplace morale, this quote could illustrate the disconnect between management and staff.

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