I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. - Drew Carey
I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
- Drew Carey
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. - Drew Carey
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging. - Drew Carey
As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating. - Drew Carey
Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's… - Drew Carey
Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's…
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work. - Drew Carey
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. - Drew Carey
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter. - Drew Carey
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. - Drew Carey
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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