That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak.

- Dana Stabenow

Cops never took anything on faith, and disbelieved every story that was told them on principle until and unless they could confirm that the story was…

- Dana Stabenow

We need more bodies, 'cause it's not looking enough like the last scene in Hamlet already. --Chopper Jim Chopin

- Dana Stabenow

Where were they from originally? The Seabolts?" "I don't know, Idaho, Oklahoma, Iowa. One of those red-neck states with vowels on both ends." "You me…

- Dana Stabenow

When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.

- Dana Stabenow

The library is what keeps us a step ahead of the apes.

- Dana Stabenow

Over a third of the Newenhan population was under eighteen,which didn't make his job any easier, the hormonally challenged being terminally and all t…

- Dana Stabenow

To be a writer is to embrace rejection as a way of life.

- Dana Stabenow

Science fiction is the agent provocateur of literature.

- Dana Stabenow