You all got only three friends in this world: The Lord God Almighty, the Sears Roebuck catalog and Eugene Talmadge. And you can only vote for one of …

- Eugene Talmadge

I may … surprise you - but I shall not deceive you.

- Eugene Talmadge

You have only three real friends: Jesus Christ, Sears Roebuck, and Gene Talmadge.

- Eugene Talmadge