Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or over beat them, they will turn on you and no amount of future love will right the wrong.

- Irena Chalmers

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

- Irena Chalmers

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

- Irena Chalmers

In this uncertain world, the food is disposable. It is the wrappings that are permanent.

- Irena Chalmers