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There are three ways you can get along with a girl: one, shut up and listen to what she has to say; two, tell her you like what she's wearing; and three, treat her to really good food...If you do all that and still don't get the results you want, better give up.

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Not that we were incompatible: we just had nothing to talk about.

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At least he never walked.

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The light of morning decomposes everything.

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I'm a coward when it comes to matters of the heart. That is my fatal flaw.

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