I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.

- Joaquin Andujar

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

- Joaquin Andujar

There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.

- Joaquin Andujar

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on…

- Joaquin Andujar

You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.'

- Joaquin Andujar

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

- Joaquin Andujar

I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.

- Joaquin Andujar

There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.

- Joaquin Andujar