I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
I'm not better than you; I'm just different than you in a way that's better. - Russell Brand
I'm not better than you; I'm just different than you in a way that's better.
- Russell Brand
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution. - Russell Brand
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.
How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species. - Russell Brand
How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species.
My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents. - Russell Brand
My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
The revolution that's required isn't a revolution of radical ideas, but the implementation of ideas we already have. - Russell Brand
The revolution that's required isn't a revolution of radical ideas, but the implementation of ideas we already have.
If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction … - Russell Brand
If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction …
People who say the system works work for the system. - Russell Brand
People who say the system works work for the system.
I regret that I didn’t realize that actually they’ve got no power over you at school — it’s all just a trick to indoctrinate you into being a conditi… - Russell Brand
I regret that I didn’t realize that actually they’ve got no power over you at school — it’s all just a trick to indoctrinate you into being a conditi…
If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help. - Russell Brand
If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help.
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