Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood.
If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars. - Donnell Rawlings
If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars.
- Donnell Rawlings
Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to s… - Donnell Rawlings
Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to s…
That's why when I talk to younger comics, and they say, 'Well I need this and this, and I need so and so,' I tell them they don't need nothing. All y… - Donnell Rawlings
That's why when I talk to younger comics, and they say, 'Well I need this and this, and I need so and so,' I tell them they don't need nothing. All y…
A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke! - Donnell Rawlings
A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!
I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream! - Donnell Rawlings
I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!
Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would. - Donnell Rawlings
Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.
Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone? - Donnell Rawlings
Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?
Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son. - Donnell Rawlings
Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! - Donnell Rawlings
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
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