Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

- Mort Walker

It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

- Mort Walker

You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion.

- Mort Walker

Life is like a game of chess...there are many moves possible, but each move determines your next move...where you wind up is the sum total of all you…

- Mort Walker

When I introduced a black soldier, Lt. Flap, in 1971, the Stars and Stripes banned the strip. They were having racial problems and thought it would i…

- Mort Walker

Everything I know, I write about. My only research is what I did.

- Mort Walker

When I draw, I rule the world.

- Mort Walker

The people who were against the Vietnam War thought I was attacking the Army. The guys in the Army thought I was representing their experiences. I wa…

- Mort Walker

I was kicked out of The Stars And Stripes twice, and finally got back in.

- Mort Walker