Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.
I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state. - Jack Paar
I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
- Jack Paar
Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. - Jack Paar
Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it. - Jack Paar
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. - Jack Paar
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. - Jack Paar
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off. - Jack Paar
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing. - Jack Paar
It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.
As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. - Jack Paar
As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.
Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if… - Jack Paar
Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if…
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