Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

- Christine Warren

Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.

- Christine Warren

Time I have only just a minute. Only sixty seconds in it. Forced upon me, can't refuse it. Didn't seek it, didn't choose it. But it's up to me to use…

- Christine Warren

You are a vampire. That's big news in my world. I don't generally date the living dead. What sort of dead do you usually date?

- Christine Warren

You ran away from an adorable Irishman who wanted to se you naked?

- Christine Warren

Now that I've met you and spoken to you and felt you and tasted you, I'm done. That's it. You're the end for me.

- Christine Warren

Given the way his night had been going so far, he didn't have time to go to jail.

- Christine Warren