Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I split time between Nebraska and Florida. I'll come to Nebraska in the summertime and stay through Thanksgiving and then I go back to Florida because I have family in both places. One of the reasons I got the place in Nebraska is I've always wanted to live back in Nebraska.

Larry The Cable Guy's Popular Quotes

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

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Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

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I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo

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Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

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Remember, half the people you know are below average.

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I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.

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I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware …

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

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