You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.
I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shoul… - Jo Brand
I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shoul…
- Jo Brand
Men are fantastic - as a concept. - Jo Brand
Men are fantastic - as a concept.
You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please. - Jo Brand
There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society. - Jo Brand
There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.
I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that you might be quite happy now. - Jo Brand
I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that you might be quite happy now.
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. - Jo Brand
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking. - Jo Brand
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife. - Jo Brand
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.
When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners - Jo Brand
When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners
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