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I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for my words and my thoughts and that's how I live.

Carlos Mencia
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If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for b…

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Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

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When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

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Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilario…

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America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

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When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called …

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I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

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If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

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