I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn c… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn c…
- Bobcat Goldthwait
In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They neve… - Bobcat Goldthwait
In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They neve…
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off. - Bobcat Goldthwait
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit. - Bobcat Goldthwait
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. - Bobcat Goldthwait
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.
Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought th… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought th…
What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question. - Bobcat Goldthwait
What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.
How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am. - Bobcat Goldthwait
How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like finding out that Jimi Hendrix really l… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like finding out that Jimi Hendrix really l…
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