When we are not rich enough to be able to purchase happiness, we must not approach to near and gaze on it in shop windows.

- Tristan Bernard

A critic is a virgin who would teach Don Juan how to make love.

- Tristan Bernard

Men are always sincere. They change sincerities, that's all.

- Tristan Bernard

Wearing a hat confers undeniable authority over those without one.

- Tristan Bernard

To be happy with human beings, we should not ask them for what they cannot give.

- Tristan Bernard

In the theatre the audience want to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

- Tristan Bernard

Men give their confidence at once, but never their money.

- Tristan Bernard

To ignore your conscience is to invite trouble.

- Tristan Bernard

God created the world, but it is the devil who keeps it going.

- Tristan Bernard